MUSIClink_Weird Al - You're Pitiful

Yesterday, Weird Al shocked and delighted his fans by making a brand-new single available for download absolutely free on his official website. (Go to weirdal.com to download the mp3, which may or may not ever be released on an actual future album.) It seems as if Weird Al is basically forced to make a comeback every couple of years due to the nature of his music, and I often feel like he doesn't receive the respect that he and his music deserves. If this new single is any indication of the kind of music he's got in store for his upcoming twelfth studio release, then I think it's safe to say that fans will be pleased. "You're Pitiful" is a hilarious parody of James Blunt's recent hit, "You're Beautiful," which is played every half-hour on the half-hour on just about every radio station. That's right, it's that one song that gets more and more annoying everytime you hear it. It's good to see that after more than twenty years, Al's still got it. Since he is one of my heroes, I've gone ahead and typed up the lyrics to "You're Pitiful" (just so I can sing along). Without further ado, here is the newest addition to my MUSIClink lyrics section, where you get all of the lyrics and none of the pop-ups...

“Weird Al” Yankovic - "You’re Pitiful"

My life is brilliant

What? Was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I…
Do you wanna start over or… Keep going? Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain’t impressing me
You’re suffering from delusions of adequacy

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Never had a date
That you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well, you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you
“Farty Pants”
But you’ll always have a job, well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
You’re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you’re playing Halo 2
No one’s classier than you

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom, and you’re 42

Guess you’ll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you

Lyrics Source: My mind, or I guess technically, Weird Al's mind...
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